-"I'll be out back suckin the chrome of your trailer hitch..." Also from the grand movie Ed Gein.

-"I'll jump your bones like a pogo stick..." Yours truely. i wish i knew how to make more sense.

-"I've got more faith in myself than a southern baptist congergation." me!

-"If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize... Resevoir Dogs...

-"He don't dig religion 'cuz he ain't god... He don't shoot with needles he shoots with straws..."Built For Speed by Three Bad Jacks

-"Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs..." My Mom said that...

-"Straight edge kids are gonna feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing..." Hardcore brain... Brian...

-"In the 60's people took acid to make the world look weird.
Now people take prozac to make it normal... damn hippies..." My therapist...

-"I can make a joke and then side swipe it so put that in your smoke and then pipe it..." The Cramps

-"Perception is only partially what you see." Lots of people have said that.

-"toxicxpretender: morning wood never lasts
toxicxpretender: after i take a leak it goes down
toxicxpretender: i think its just the urge to urinate stimulating my privates into an erect state
circa_never:
toxicxpretender: you dont have a penis so you wouldnt know..."

-"Immortal bloom beyond the tomb..." The Moons...

-"Everything seems to be in reality and set but how come no one knows why? My astronomy teacher... he's looney... haha and dances jigs.

-"Stupid people often think they are more knowledgeable than they really are."

-"The only evil is ignorance and the only good is knowledge..." Nick Traina.

-"But as in ethics, evil is a consequence of good, so, in fact, out of joy is sorrow born." Edgar Allan Poe

-"We each individually create our world and what we believe is reality and believe in what we choose.

-my astronomy teacher believes in aliens.

-"The ugly twat finished in two seconds flat, He had a problem with his timing... The fat, spotty bum asked me if I'd come, He's not worth the crust of my gusset lining... He made a mess all over my dress, I didn't even know he'd been in... Then he had the cheek to ask to see me next week, I wouldnt give him cheese off my quim..." Two Strokes Eddie... By the Macc Lads...

-"fight_police_oppression: im also a klepto...and i take girls out on dates then after i eat... i tell them im going to go wash my hands...and i leave... its called dine and dash... see i dont worry about trying to get laid so paying the bill and sticking around would be pointles... umm you there?... see girls cant do that cause guys will always pay cause they are suckers... damn, guys are dumb... oh and i always hit on my dates friends... and i tell girls if they want to drink and i get them drunk and take all their money... and i always start shit with my gf's dad so she would have to pick between me or her father... i also do that so her family hates her and all she has is me... then i brake up with her so she has to crawl back to her family" Ray... he's a funny bastard

-"An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually I have. I once got drunk and screwed a parrot... I was just wondering if you were my son!" patrick told me this one... thought it was funny... even though I know im easily entertained and shit... I know most people won't find it funny but who gives a shit what other people think.

-"I want to dangle my balls over a bucket of gignerale as the morning dew glistens on the grass the bubbles gather on my pubic hair. My balls hanging." Gay Ray.